1. mslorelei:

    The edible sex toy taste test. Possibly more frightening than Scary Sextoy Saturday.

    blindtank:

    sanziene:

    x

    I dont normally post/reblog stuff like this, but jeasus christ im dying.

    (via sherlockschamberofsecrets)

     
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  3. this-disgusting-ribbon:

    LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS" bellows the Orc to his Orc friends. Orcs know what menus are. Orcs know what restaurants are. are there bistros in Mordor? these are the questions i need answering

    (via hansolus)

     
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  5. chipsnopotatoes:

    Finally Catwoman art worth re blogging

    (Source: herekitty, via readbycluarc)

     
  6. sursumursa:

    nortonism:

    The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

    “You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.”

    ~ John Berger, Ways of Seeing

    (Source: nevver, via nekomcevil)

     

  7. “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

    finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

    (Source: theawolbrony, via sherlockschamberofsecrets)

     
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  10. vogue-pussyxo:

    God bless him.

    (Source: augenss, via steph4everyoung)